The American Coal Mining lobby says global warming is a hoax, and that's good enough for me. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to put on some spf 83 before going out to mow the charred remnants of my lawn.
The above is a lie, of course. It's actually 10pm and the sun has set. But it's still 96 degrees Fahrenheit according to intellicast, 101 according to my phone. That doesn't say anything about global warming. The extraordinarily long period of heat we've been experiencing doesn't say anything about global warming. At least, not by itself. It's the aggregation of weather conditions around the globe over longer periods of time. Those average temperatures are climbing, thus, "global warming".
Still, global warming or no, it's freaking hot outside and I'd very much like to get a break from it for a while.
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